TibiaRP: Hello Bozo!
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Zanko!
TibiaRP: How’s what hanging? Err, never mind. Thank you for taking this interview with TibiaRP.
Bozo: Not a problem smelly head.
TibiaRP: Hey! That was completely uncalled for. <frowns>
Bozo: So was you talking to me.
TibiaRP: Grr, alright, calm Zanko .. calm. Now, what exactly do you do Bozo?
Bozo: What do I do? What, do I do?! I can’t believe you’re even asking that! Everyone has heard about me, Bozo the legendary! Bozo the magnificent! Bozo, the king of all jesters! And you’re a jester too, how could you not know what I do?!
Tibia RP: Yes, yes I know. But this is an interview, and sometimes the interviewer knows the answer but others may not, so we ask it for the sake of the readers.
Bozo: Oh, that makes sense .. I guess. I’m alright with that.
TibiaRP: Really?
Bozo: NO! Fooled you, huh?
TibiaRP: <sigh> Anyway, you being the self proclaimed king of the fools, would probably know a lot of jokes, right?
Bozo: Oh yeah.
TibiaRP: Mind sharing a few?
Bozo: Of course! Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
TibiaRP: <laughs>
Bozo: Oh and here’s another one. Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!
TibiaRP: <chuckles> You sure have a knack for good jokes.
Bozo: Of course. Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one?!
TibiaRP: Everyone knows that one!
Bozo: Well, why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!
TibiaRP: Heh, heh .. huh .. uhm .. oki, enough with the jokes.
Bozo: Aww, please just one more.
TibiaRP: <sigh> Alright…
Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless! Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too! Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the surface there are so many PKs! How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents! Why do orcs have green skin?
TibiaRP: Hey!! I said only one more joke. <glares>
Bozo: Oh c’mon, let me finish this one.
TibiaRP: OK, only this one.
Bozo: … They ate at Frodo's!
TibiaRP: Oh haha, very funny. I hope you realize that Frodo is my good friend. Anyhoo, what about the real world outside of Thais, or at least this castle?! You seem to be cooped up inside here all day, every day.
Bozo: I rarely leave the castle. It's a real stress to be popular like me.
TibiaRP: I see ... well what about magic, do you know any?
Bozo: Well I do know this one spell, want me to teach you it?
TibiaRP: Well, sure. <smiles>
Bozo: It'll cost you 200 gold pieces.
TibiaRP: Alright ... here you are. <gives 200 gold>
Bozo: There you go! The money disappeared! Amazing, huh?
TibiaRP: What?! Why you little $@#&! I'm gonna rip off your ears, gouge your eyes, kick you in the ba-no, not now Zanko, wait for the interview to finish. Okay, calm .. calm. <straightens shirt> Well, what inspired you to become a jester?
Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. Why do you think? The laughter, the fun, the thrill!
TibiaRP: And the embarrassment?
Bozo: I have no need to worry about embarrassment, I’m too hilarious!
TibiaRP: Uhuh, as I've seen with my own eyes.
Bozo: You’ve seen? Heard, fool! HEARD!
TibiaRP: It’s a figure of speech, dumbass.
Bozo: Whatever.
TibiaNews: Alright, well it’s nearly time to wrap up this fun filled interview.
Bozo: Oh, that's okay, I know when I’m not wanted. <wipes away a tear>
TibiaRP: No no, its not like that at all, its well, err ...
Bozo: FOOLED YOU! <laughs>
TibiaRP: AFF! Any last words, Bozo ol' pal? <glares>
Bozo: Hey! Fools have feelings too. No need to speak like that.
TibiaRP: Sorry, Bozo. Is there anything you would like to say to all your adoring fans?
Bozo: Remember, to be a fool you have to think like a fool!
TibiaRP: Thank you, Bozo. Let’s hope we never meet again.
Bozo: Remember, a joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
TibiaRP: I hope it keeps you away, too!