TibiaRP: Greetings Willie, and thank you for taking this interview with TibiaRP! :)
Willie: Ach! You’ll be thanking me once I knock out a few of ye teeth!
TibiaRP: Hey, there’s no need to be rude! Now to get things started, would you mind telling us what you do?
Willie: Yes, I mind! I make food for this island along with me brother, and I hope ye all choke on it!
TibiaRP: Well it looks like a few people are afraid of exactly that. Business doesn’t seem to be booming, the only living things in here apart from you and I are a deer and a chicken. Why are they here by the way?
Willie: What would ye know?! I get customers coming to me shop every single day, always looking to buy me goods which are the best of their type in Rookgaard. I be famous ‘ere, unlike your lot! And don’t ask me why that chicken and deer are ‘ere, you probably brought em with you!
TibiaRP: Of course I didn’t!
Willie: Of course ye did!
TibiaRP: <sigh> I’m not going to get into this, back to the questions. What sort of things do the customers come in to buy? Maybe they're interested in purchasing a few broken teeth, from what I've heard about you. <chuckles>
Willie: They come ‘ere for what I sell, dammit!
TibiaRP: … well, I sort of figured that. But exactly what sort of things do you sell?
Willie: I sell many things! The finest bread, cheese, ham and meat. I also be kind enough to let the citizens ‘ere come and make their own bread, for free!
TibiaRP: <laughs> Look who’s Mr. Modest.
Willie: How dare ye! I oughta bleed you dry for that comment!
TibiaRP: Uhoh, well it looks like this interview is drawing to an end. Thanks for your time! <runs>