Gods don't like faces!

Have you ever wondered why did CipSoft make character faces as they are now? Check out Seku Hindo and Wizardis' discussion about Tibian Faces! A conversations that quickly turned bizarre.

"I just realized something, Seku said to his good friend Wizardis. "Cipsoft is really lazy if you look at how they made the eyes of characters." Wizardis spoke out. "Isn't it just a dot?"
"Basically, I guess it doesn't have much time put in to it."
"I think there used to be a time where we didnt have eyes," Wizardis replied with a chuckle and a smile.
"No eyes?" Seku gasped.
"I think so..."

"Painful. I can't imagine how many trees people ran into."
"We'd run into walls all the time!"
"No wonder Cip updated. I can't imagine the inconviniences."
"Yeah. I think one day we'll have noses, but then again, I might not want to sniff warrior sweat in the depot.... Might have to reconsider that one."

"Ah, yea. Luckily we don't have ears, or we would've gone deaf from all those monsters yelling."
"I'd go deaf just from standing beside you if you yelled. Can you imagine how far you can yell up to?"
"WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!" Seku yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Each square is a square meter... I wonder how far it reaches?"
"Wow... 30sqm. in each direction, I believe."
"Yeah. Oh, I guess thats not too bad."

"Yea, But really... that is kinda weak. I can do like three times as much if I tried!"
Wizardis just smiled.
Seku trolled on. "Hmm, So where are our mouths? CIP expects us to read minds? Jeeze."
"Good question, kinda defeats the purpose of yelling without mouths..."
"Unless we are magical beings with no purpose... It is as if life is all a game..." Seku expressed his joking opinion.
Wizardis; laughing; doesn't even respond.
"Cipsoft, what a wierd name for the Gods of this land."
Poking fun at Seku, Wizardis replies. "Shh... Don't mock them. They might smite you."
"I dare hope not with Thor's Hammer."

Both of them hear a screech off in the distance, who they magically recognize the voice of Elite Gusselino.
-"SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS/SELL BLUE LEGS!"
-"SILENCE, I'LL KILL YOU! I MEAN REALLY, HOW CAN YOU YELL SLASHES AND THEN SAY SOMETHING FOR THAT LONG!"
Seku Yelled into the wind.
"Or it could be just with their giant smelly feet to step on you. But I guess the smell doesnt affect you, having no nose and all. And try not swear, please.
"Isn't that a relief?" Seku retorted, answering the first part. "Sorry sir, was mad at interruption of this conversation."

"Wha?"
"Yea... We Mortals try not to comprehend the insanity of said humans." Seku responded, dipping into his mental self being.
"Mortals? Im immortal! But please, dont test it out."
~Puts rune back into Backpack~ "Have it your way..."
"I'll be back. Need to go grab some fresh meat, fresh off the bone" Wizardis chokes out through his now salivating mouth.

"EH, GO RAID THE GUILDHALL!" Seku yelled. Now thinking to himself, and apparently projecting his thoughts "Wait a minute... Wouldn't you die? I mean really, how unsanitary..."
"Nah, there's deers nearby anyways. I fire strike it all so its cooked. Advantages of being a sorcerer.
"Ah. Aren't you quite the comedian... Wait a minute you can't fire strike!" "Or you can... nevermind."
"But those deers.....I think they were carnivores, instead of the typical herbivorous deers. I found some ham inside them." Wizardis replied, thoroughly shocked.
"Hmm... got Venison, anyone?" Seku mumbles as he walks around looking for Pigs.
"They need to put in ribs. Thats the best part of the pig!"
"Mmmm... Prime Ribs..." Seku; now salivating as well; replied.
"That's a cow. Which reminds me...they; the gods of this land; should put in cows."
"A man can dream, can't he?"
"Yep."
"Though I must admit I'd rather see a new city built, than some cows roaming the plains..."

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