Cyclops

Cyclopses are very tall standing creatures who usually wear not much except what's needed to cover their private parts - if you stand really close and then bend some forward, you can clearly take a peek at their underwear. They usually have a very strong appearance and their most salient characteristic is that they, despite their otherwise completely human appearance, have only a single eye. However, if you should ever encounter a creature which looks exactly like a cyclops except for the fact that it has two instead of only one eye be aware that this is, quite contrary to all odds, not a cyclops - it is the Bulk, the creature Guido turns into when in a fit of rage. In case you meet the Bulk, immediately drop your weapons and take your cellphone to call 1-800 - R E P O R T B U L K S I G H T I N G. This will connect you to offices of the major nuclear powers who have intercontinental ballistic missiles armed with nuclear warheads aimed at Regensburg, Germany(49° 01' N; 12° 06' O) ready for immediate response. Do not hesitate to make use of that possibility, there is no need to worry about the other employees of CipSoft, fallout shelters are prepared for them.

Further information: Cyclopses have a crush on human blacksmiths, despite all incompatible body parts.